TALES FROM
THE CRAPPER
Directed
By:
Chad Ferrin, Gabriel Friedman, Lloyd Kaufman, David Paiko,
Doug Sakmann, Florian Schura, Brian Spitz
Starring: Lloyd Kaufman, Arban Ornelas, Debbie
Rochon, Julie Strain and many special guests stars
Throughout
the history of film there have been many classics...
This
is not one of them.
Welcome to
Tales From the Crapper, an epic of biblical proportions
and questionable taste. Boasting the greatest cast and
largest breasts ever assembled in Troma's thirty year
history, Tales From the Crapper will cause you
to lock your door, look under your bed and pray for daylight.
Tales from
the Crapper stars screen goddesses Julie Strain and
Debbie
Rochon, Ron Jeremy, international recording stars New
Found Glory, Tromeo and Juliet screenwriter James
Gunn, Kevin Eastman, Troma superstar Joe Fleishaker, Harry
Balls, the Tromantis, the incredible new Tromette Arban
Ornelas (whose breasts are so spectacular, you will swear
they are the real things!), Bill Ferguson, Cannibal!
The Musical star Juan Schwartz and The Crapkeeper!
Running
Time: 90 minutes
"If
Beavis and Butthead came to life tomorrow, this would
be their idea of
viewing time well spent." - Lisa Nesselson, Variety
"A tasteless treasure! Packing
more mindless and marvelous entertainment into a single
movie than most Hollywood hack jobs could only wet dream
of! Tales from the Crapper is a gas, gas, gas!"
- Bill Gibron, DVD Talk
"An entertaining piece of work...
some of the gags are brutally clever...
amongst their most satisfying!" - Matt Singer, Rogue
Cinema
"You can have your Cold
Mountain, your Big Fish, your Lord of the
Rings.
They all had to start somewhere, and all roads, whether
they want to admit
it or not, lead to Troma... If more filmmakers were as
on target as Mr.
Kaufman is, we'd have a lot better movies out there."
- Nordling, Ain't It
Cool News
"Made me laugh harder than anything else I've seen
all year." - "Norm,"
Ain't It Cool News